Today is a big day for Luna and Topper. They are currently at the veterinarian's office for their "transitions" to adulthood. Translation: Topper is being neutered and Luna is being spayed.
Topper: Do you really have to take them? I mean, don't you think you should pass the genes for this mug on to the next generation of dachshunds?????
Luna: Spayed? What does that mean? Does it mean someone takes a shovel and goes after my innards? Hey! I don't like the sound of that at all!
Luna and Topper: Maybe if we take a nap, it will all go away. Maybe it's all a bad dream.
Emma: Don't worry Topper, it's really not all that bad. I don't even remember it.
Topper: But you're a girl. It's just not the same. No one can tell they've neutered you. I'm losing the family jewels!
I miss my puppies. I want them to come home soon!