Did you ever have one of those nights where you just had to be a wild thing?
Not me. I'm totally innocent and sweet and I wouldn't do anything to get in trouble. Really, I wouldn't. I didn't do it!
Ok, well maybe I did chew on my bed a little. That's not really all that bad a thing. I haven't torn a hole in it as of yet.
Ok, I did bark at the moon, but that's still ok, isn't it?
No? What do you mean, NO!!!! I'm not gonna take this abuse!
Ok, so maybe I'll sit here on time out and calm down a bit. I'm really very sweet and quite innocent. Really, I am!