
"What's going on? I was sound asleep and someone made a bright light go off in my eyes!"

"Who are you looking at? Can't you tell I was trying to get some beauty sleep?"

"What? Are you still there? Am I going to have to call the police?"

"Well, since I'm awake now, and Mom is right here in the chair, I might as well get a kiss in."

"Mom's working on my blog, you know."

"Geez, I must be boring. I'm putting myself back to sleep. . .
zzzzzzz"